Through the Past Darkly. Lessons from the last Decade Part One - 2000

Through the Past Darkly. Lessons from the last Decade Part One - 2000

Ah yes.. The decade is almost over. What a blast those naughties were! I thought it might be lovely to share some of the hard lessons and lovely experiences from each year.

Part One

2000.

I got laid!

I was terribly drunk which accounts for my success in actually picking up a girl at a bar. This was in Florida and I had just gotten out of jail. She probably thought I was a 'bad boy' and maybe that is why she tied me to the bed. Which was a terrible idea because while she was cleaning up in the bathroom I was unable to escape throwing up on myself.

Lesson: Please use bondage responsibly.